Two years ago, my wife and I packed a U-Haul to the brim and drove 1700 miles from New York to Austin, Texas. What we found was a vibrant city full of culture, music and undeniable energy. And, most importantly, it wasn’t New York. It was something entirely different.
In honor of my two year anniversary here, here’s a handy Austin newbie guide for everyone yearning to become a card carrying local. Whether you’re a UT freshman or relocated techie, welcome to Austin! Now it’s time to become an Austinite.
1. This is Austin, Not LA (or New York South)
Want to be embraced as a local? Don’t negatively compare Austin to your home town. No, the bars don’t stay open until 4 AM ala New York, and no, the weather isn’t quite as nice as it is in Southern California.
While there’s nothing wrong with hometown pride, you moved here because Austin is different. Allow yourself to conform to all of Austin’s wonderful weirdness and you’ll have a much better experience.
2. Embrace “Y’all”
If you’re like me, you’ll fight this wonderful contraction to the bitter end. But eventually, if you stay here long enough, y’all will become part of your everyday speech. And why not? It’s a soft, creamy, delicious word that rolls off the tongue like butter off a baked potato. The sooner you un-ironically embrace it, the sooner you’ll feel like a local.
3. Find Your Texas Trinity
Editor’s Note: Freedmen’s is closing Aug. 31, 2018, at its West Campus location.
Although Austin is home to nearly every food stuff known to mankind, there are three staples I’ve dubbed the Texas Trinity: barbecue, breakfast tacos and Tex Mex. Finding your favorite spot for each is required before you can try that hip farm-to-table place on the eastside. My picks are:
- Breakfast tacos: Go mad for migas at Veracruz.
- Tex Mex: A small joint with a massive menu, Habenero serves up authentic, delicious Tex Mex.
- BBQ: La Barbecue or Freedmen’s (when I don’t feel like waiting in line).
4. Find a Local Band and Follow Them Obsessively
Everyone knows Austin is the “Live Music Capital of the World.” So why are you still listening to that tired Postal Service album? Discovering a new, incredible local act will give you serious cred as you chat with your new friends over Thunderbird coffee.
Radio stations like 91.7 KOOP, 98.9 KUTX and 93.3 KGSR have tons of local programming, and Austin’s many festivals are great ways to sample our musical buffet. There’s also nothing wrong with wandering downtown on a Saturday night and soaking in the sounds. And yes, exceptional cover bands do count. Not preferred, but I’ll allow it.
5. Buy Something Burnt Orange
As a lifelong East Coaster, I knew nothing about college sports before moving here. Football was just the opening act to my marching band performances. But to be a local, you need to have a working knowledge of Longhorn sports. Life shuts down on game day Saturdays, so here’s a quick primer:
- Texas’ football coach is some guy named Charlie Strong. Yes, he sounds like a character from The Fantastic Four.
- Most likely, Tyrone Swoopes will be the quarterback. Yes, he too sounds like a character from The Fantastic Four.
- The team plays at the Darrell K Royal – Texas Memorial Stadium. It seats over 100,000 fans, making it the 12th largest stadium in the world.
- Texas A&M fans are tolerated. OU fans are not.
6. Get Outside
If you came here from a concrete jungle, the big Texas sky may be terrifying. Don’t hide in your apartment. Embrace our wide open spaces! From paddleboardng on Lake Travis to street hockey in Cedar Park, outdoor fun is only a short drive away.
- Take a dip at Barton Springs, a pool fed entirely by natural spring water.
- Go tubing on the Guadalupe or San Marcos River (coolers of beer optional, but encouraged).
- Grew up a kickball expert? Join a social sports league at Austin Sports and Social Club.
- Tour the Greenbelt, an outdoor wonderland of hiking trails, mountain biking paths and watering holes.
- Play disc golf at Zilker Park. Seriously. Disc golf is a big deal here in Austin.
Congrats! You are officially an Austinite! Celebrate by grabbing an Amy’s ice cream cone while waiting in line for an ACL taping as the bats soar high over the Congress bridge. You’ve earned it and we’re happy to have you!
@BillTuckerTSP wants to know:
What’s your first piece of advice for friends desperate to become an Austinite?
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